The Exiled Shaman's prophecy revealed the great battle between dogs and the squirrel empire.

Hordes of squirrels led by The Final Squirrel will descend from The Tree of Evil to take over the world. 

The battle will last for 7 days and 7 nights, with all the dogs enduring a relentless onslaught of acorns and high-pitched squeaking.

Every dog will find salvation through the the Exiled Shaman, but those who have joined Him as disciples will be sit upon the Throne of Thrones.