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A Better Experience

Many people like good coffee but find coffee culture excruciating. We love premium caffeine and we're here to share that love without the pompous nonsense. Unlike store bought coffee, we roast only when you order, so your coffee arrives fresh to your door. Our roast date is the day you place an order. No shelves. No warehouses. Simple, honest, and better.

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Better Coffee

Why settle for pretentious coffee that's been sitting on a shelf when you can have The Exiled Shaman? We don't just do coffee, we do it better. We only roast with the best specialty-grade beans, and only on the day you order, so you can actually enjoy the taste of the caffeine hit while competitors are still struggling with stale batches and essays about the altitude in Guatemala. You deserve better and that's why we're here.

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4 Grind Sizes

Whole Bean | Coarse | Drip | Fine

No coffee grinder? No Problem! The Exiled Shaman makes your coffee experience way easier by grinding your beans to suit your needs. And if you like grinding your own beans, order our whole beans and grind on, you fancy human.

Let's Grind, Baby!

No Stale Dust

Our commitment to freshness means every bag of coffee you order gets roasted that day and shipped out the next. You won't find us in stores because we don't sit on shelves. Also because we're not woke, and stores that sell fancy coffee don't like that very much. And we're good with that.

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In Exile We're Free

We're independent, like you. And like our origin story, we're not like everyone else.

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